Yeah.. another youtube video entry. But I thought this vid is quite interesting, considering that the research on the effects of various drugs is carried out on spiders. So here it is, cheers.
It's time to kick ass-su! Protect my balls. LETS FIGHTING LOVE!
Subarashii chinchin mono Kintama no kami aru Sore no oto wa sarubobo Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu
Hey hey let's go kenka suru Taisetsu na mono protect my balls! Boku ga warui so let's fighting... Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka Wake ga wakaranai Eigo ga mecha kucha Daijoubu, we do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go kenka suru Taisetsu na mono protect my balls! Boku ga warui so let's fighting... Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
素晴らしいチンチンもの
金玉の毛ある
それの音は サルボボ
いいえ！忍者がいます！
hey、hey let’s go!喧嘩する
大切なもの protect my balls
僕が悪い so let’s fighting!
let’s fighting love…
let’s fighting love…
この歌ちょっと馬鹿
わけがわからない
英語がムチャクチャ
大丈夫、We do it all the time! hey hey Let’s go 喧嘩する・・
I have a wonderful penis Hair on my balls Is that the sound of sarubobo? No! Ninjas are here
Hey hey let's go, getting in a fight The important thing is to protect my balls I am poor-looking/bad, so let's fighting Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
This song is a little stupid It's incomprehensible The English language is absurd But that's okay, we do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go, getting in a fight The important thing is to protect my balls I am poor-looking/bad, so let's fighting Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
OMG! A new post by flush? YOU BET UR STINKIN ASS IT IS! Is it one of his original works? NO, COS IM TOO LAZY FOR DAT SHIZZIT. But count ur lucky stars, this is some good shit nonetheless.
Saw this video on the internet for some time now, recently found it again. Here it is, enjoy.
Oh, btw, its safe for work. But u might have to explain to ur colleagues n ur boss why ur watching a video of a half naked man. GG HF HAND!
YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! although 2 days late, but what the heck. Better late than nothing. And also, this site needs an updated post, so this is it! JUST FOR U, NOW FARM FOR ME TRANSCENDANCE SET!
ps. BTW, I now have the same taggie on my main page as u.
1. what do you do when you're mad? * i never get mad! the world is full of beautiful and wonderful ppl
2. what's the worst thing you've done when you were mad? * like i said, i never get mad! YOU ARE FUCKIN PISSING ME OFF ASKING ME SO MANY TIMES!
3. ever made anyone cry when you were mad? * i cry when someone else is mad. thats becos when someone else is mad, they r actually hurtin inside and i feel for them.
4. ever physically hurt someone when you were mad? * my heart feels like it is ripping apart. is that physical enough?
5. do you curse when you're mad? * I FUCKIN TOLD U HOW MANY TIMES U FUKTARD!! I DONT GET MAD!!
*Crying Section*
1. last time you cried your heart out ? * i cry whenever i look at the sunset, when i see the beautiful dolphins racing each other in the sea, whenever i take a deep breath and realise' "god dang! its good to be alive!" and when someone ninja-ed my cloudsong.. i cried.
2. ever cried yourself to sleep? * everynight when i think of those poor homeless ppl without a bed, i cry. i cry hard. n then i take valium n go to sleep.
3. ever cried on your friend's shoulder? * yes, a fren's shoulder is the best place to cry. n if that fren is a fatty bom-bom, all the better cos his/her shoulder feels like boobies.
4. do you cry when you get an injury? * i cry not becos i feel pain, but becos i can feel pain! n i cry becos our body is capable of healing itself. OH THE WONDERS OF LIFE!
5. do certain songs make you cry? * most songs make me cry. i cry when i listen to belinda carlisle. i also cry to NKOTB.
*Pain Section*.
1. what's the worst thing you've done to somebody else?? * i didnt cry for them
2. how depressed can you get? * just cos i cry doesnt mean im depressed. i cry a lot but most of it is tears of joy. im a happy person.
*Happy Section*
1. how much do u smile? * see my smiley face? tats as close as my real face as u can get.
2. what can make you happy? * when i wake up in the morning n look at the sunrise, whenever i look at a baby's peaceful face, old folks, the girl next door, fresh undies, freshly mowed grass smell, petrol smell, when ppl who owe me money pay me up, when i get back my cloudsong.
3. do you wish you were happier? * im afraid to be happier; becos if im any happier my head might explode.
4. what about being with your friends, does that make u happy? * being with frens is the happiest of the happiest! especially being with sha after his hard day at work. i like to come give him comfort n tell him how hensem he looks in his hartamas regalia.
*Love Section*.
1. have you ever loved someone so much, that you'd die for them? * i'd die for my cloudsong. or kill the person who ninja-ed it. does that count?
2. did you ever love a person, and tell him/her that you love him/her? * i tell everybody that i meet that i love them. sometimes even the ppl that i dont love. HEY SHA I LOVE U!
3.have you loved someone so much, it made you cry? * yes, and i even cry when i dont really love that person. HEY SHA IM CRYING FOR U!
4.has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'i love you' to you? * all the time! i get lots of msgs from unknown guys on friendster telling me that they love me n they wanna give me a ride. thats really nice of them to offer me free rides, dont ya think?
*Hate Section*
2. have you ever hated any one that broke your heart? * i hate myself for not being able to love more than i do. n i hate myself for being a coward and fearing that my head will explode if i love even more than i currently do.
3. do you hate Bush? * i love bush, trimmed or otherwise!
*Self-Esteem Section*
1. is your self-esteem extremely low? * my self-esteem can't be low cos i know the whole world loves me!
2. do you believe in yourself? * i believe in love. love = me. so by the laws of syllogism, i believe in myself!
3. what do you say when people say they think you are good looking/pretty? * 'I LOVE YOU!'
4. are you one of those idiots that think they are ugly, dumb, and fat? * I LOVE THOSE KIND OF PPL TOO!
5. ever wanted to kill yourself cuz you thought you weren't good enough? * i wanted to kill myself cos i think i cant be happier than i already am. n if tats true, then wats the point of going on? oh wait, i havent killed onyxia yet. and thank god for naxxramas, the new dungeon. n also the expansion pack thats comin out!
6. are you happy with who you are? * YES! and im looking for someone that i can be happy with! (tats y im going to find shin this weekend n we gonna have fun!)
Girl On Girl Action. Mind you, it will only hold ur attention for the first 30 or so seconds. After that, I lost my erection and took my hand off my crotch. Damn. What a disappointment. They didn't even tear off her jacket.
The jap video of Ames and some other girls hitting some random fat guy's balls was waaay better.
MY THOUGHTS ON WHY THIS VIDEO SUCKED AND WHY THOSE GIRLS GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL (PLUS, IDEAS ON HOW TO IMPROVE THE VIDEO)
- no boobage - no groping of the victim's boobs - they didn't touch her boobs at all - victim still had her clothes on. no boobage! - all their breasts were under developed (except that big fat bitch) - bullies also had their clothes on - victim didn't fight back; thus no tearing and removal of clothes - no tatahs, gazoongas, hooters, jugs, fleshmelons, titties, tet tet, nen nen, leng lengs, and honeycanisuckonthose?
Now, why did those girls (and prob those few boys as well) got expelled? That's a dumb question. The answer is obvious. Cos its on the net and someone told the authorities! Now for the smart question. Why would anybody bother telling the authorities? COS THE VIDEO SUCKED! They don't want those girls to have the chance of ever making a stupid, time-wasting video like that again. Ever.
Here's my thoughts on how to improve on the video, in case any of you out there want to make a similar video. You better take notes.
- BOOBAGE - The video should have some violence at first, and then later on some gentle persuasion so that the victim takes of her clothes, followed by violence if she refuses - The aggressors should also take off their clothes... - To coax the victim to talk, they should squeeze her boobs till she confesses - The next scene; victim is lying on the floor while the first aggressor slowly insert 1 finger into her mouth to wet it, and then insert it into her... - She then uses 2 fingers.. - Next, the fat bitch inserts... OK ACTUALLY, WE SHOULD REMOVE THE FAT BITCH FROM THE VIDEO. THAT WOULD MAKE IT KILLER.
If they had done this, the video wouldn't be reported. I mean, c'mon! Who the fuck will want to report them when we wanna see more of this kinda videos in da future!
why blizz, u always leave me in a lurch when i need u the most? this morning, its raining heavily n i cant go online to pvp in bg n t3h pwnage allies n gooks. wats with the authentification issues? wheres mcguyver?
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Still too lazy to write. So here's an article written by one of the guest columnist of diabloii.net, Osteomata. Shamelessly ripped without permission by yours truly.
Editors note: The following excerpts are from Jane Goodall's "Diablos in the Mist: A sub-cultural analysis of the psuedo-genus Homo Diablus" published in "Scientifica Arcanus" earlier this month.
he psuedo-genus Homo Diablos (HD) has long been theorized as a probable evolutionary offshoot from our own genotype, but until recently we understood little of their culture or society. Through many months of observation and patient, careful interaction, I have garnered an extensive picture of the language, physiology, customs, and intertribal relationships of these nearly human primates. Ignored and avoided at first, my patient and non-threatening approach along the outskirts of a Diablos tribe eventual yielded unprecedented access into this closed society.
Language
Homo Diablian language is a mixture of phonetic and representational (symbolic) structures, with obvious similarities to Middle English and Latin, but Finnish and Latvian influences cannot be ruled out. As an example, I was given the honorific "Noob" by several of the apparent elders of the tribe. While I have not been able to ascertain the origination of this title, it appears to be derived from the word "Nubian" and is likely a reference to my slightly tan skin, far darker than the typical Diablonese. The majority of Diablossians within the specific tribe I examined were extremely pale, a physiological trait caused by a combination of sunlight avoidance and poor diet, though possible genetic factors may be involved as well. In any case, word of my acceptance within the tribe spread rapidly, and nearly every member I encountered honored me with my Noob title. One of the tribe's most common greetings is to say "I pwn u." "I pwn u Noob" was the typical way a Diablican tribesman would greet me.
Gift giving plays an important part in HD society, and it is expected that one will offer some token upon each and every meeting. When not offered, it is not considered rude in the least to ask for a gift. A conversation would often progress along these lines:
Tribesman: "Gib itemz pleez" Translation: "Do you perchance have a gift for me in order to celebrate our meeting?"
Me: "K, wat?" Translation: "Certainly, is their anything in particular you would like?"
Tribesman: "WUG" Translation: Wonderful. What sort of things might you have to offer?"
(After showing him some items I had gathered during my time with the tribe, the tribe member would usually make it clear that the important thing was that I offered the gift, not that he accepted it.)
Tribesman: "That suxor! NOOB!" Translation: "I honor you Noob, and appreciate your offer of this gift, but you should keep it and use it instead."
Tribal organizations
Diablians are broken down into several distinct tribes, with very little cross pollination between them. My tribe "Useest" was aware of, but displayed limited specific knowledge or interest in the nearest separate tribe "Uswezt." Useestians consider their Usweztanese cousins to be somewhat inferior and primitive. "Uswezt uber-haxor," they would say, meaning "I consider our Usweztanese cousins to be somewhat inferior and primitive."
Religion
An admixture of paganism and missionary Christianity, Diablianese worship a diverse pantheon of gods in a complex and even conflicting belief system. They have a god for luck called Emeff, who maintains a constant struggle with the evil representatives Mef and Pyndal. Other common Gods include "Rush," "Occy," "Ith "and "Wyndfours" (Note: possible Native American influence, see Winnebago), while the demon figures are most commonly represented by "Hak," "Bot" and "Peekay." A very controversial messiah figure is present within the pantheon, called "llO," and it is with this figure that Christian missionary influence is most apparent. While not accepted by all of the Diablicanese, many believe that llO, also called "Patch," will save the world from destruction, and will arrive very soon. Others reject llO, believing him to be either a myth or another self-appointed prophet who will, in the end, change nothing. Tribal structure: Within each tribe, stratified layers and classes exist, with no single class exhibiting dominance. Each has a given role or area of responsibility:
"Zons" are apparently tasked with raising and butchering the tribe's herd of cattle, though this is a highly prized class assignment, and others frequently participate. I was invited to participate in the ritualistic slaughter of an entire herd, but was unable to ascertain my role. "Get leg Noob" they insisted, but my understanding of the primitive language was insufficient for comprehension. I tried all standard responses, including "WUG," "?," ":P," and "1337" to no avail. Eventually the festival slaughter was cancelled, though everyone praised me for my attempt to participate. "NOOB!" they said, "NOOB!" Over and over.
"Babas" are the principle hunter/gatherers of the tribe, a task called "horking" in the Diablotian dialect. Babas are also tasked with giving out blessings in the form of wild, guttural screams. Babas and the "Sorks" are also the principle worshippers of the God Emeff, although Sorks are the high priestesses of "Rush" as well.
"Drudes" are considered the most holy class: Diablonese religion apparently precludes them from ever going to Hell, or at least not without the presence of a High Sork priestess.
"Sins" function is unclear, but it appears they may be the practical jokers of the tribe, frequently turning out all the lights in the room to the annoyance of other tribesman. I could see no other function they performed. Finally, "Nekos" are a rumored class, but I never actually saw one. Either this class was intentionally hidden from me, or they are similar to boogeyman, something used to scare young Diablian children.
Reproduction
All Diablicans are male, and yet their population remains relatively stable in terms of raw numbers. Furthermore, the average age of a tribesman (eight) indicates some form of reproduction is occurring, but we have only theories as to how. Most of my colleagues favor the asexual reproduction (budding) hypothesis. This is supported by the frequent reference among Diablocanesians to "Dooping," which I believe is crude slang for self-gratification. Diablotionesians were unwilling to clearly explain this, and became very indignant when pressed, even suggesting that there were, in fact, females among the tribe. "NOOB! I r girl!" several of them insisted. While this was a ludicrous suggestion, it may be explained by overzealous class association, as the "Zons," "Sins" and "Sorks" wear ceremonial dress which is similar to that worn by Homo Sapien females.
Editors note: Jane Goodall's complete article may be purchased on eBay, just like everything else associated with this game.
Was planning on doing a write up on it later. But seems like John has already jumped the gun and posted it on my tagboard. So, here we go. Foundation KL is essentially a website/forum that aims to give support and cultivate local dj/producer talents, as well as provide a space for everyone to share ideas on various subjects that we find interesting i.e. Shin's ED problems.
We won't be exercising much censorship. Only when Shin spams or post inane topics such as his hair-loss or lack of sex life, will we impose our authority on the forums. I was gonna include Sha in as well, but he's not in a good mood these past few days. I expect him to be moody for another couple of months, so ppl, tread lightly and don't crack any wise-ass remarks around him.
Back to Foundation KL. What is the webpage about? Find out by checking it out!
Finally, I can come online again. Have moved office, new location seems better. But does not have certain amenities, so there's some adjusting to get used to. I thought I'd have a lot to talk abt online; guess not. I guess I don't miss the internet as much as I thought.
There's been a lot going on lately, most of it major issues. However, I don't feel comfortable sharing my thoughts about it. Besides that, those topics demand a certain level of confidentiality, so I'll just zip up and keep quiet (see Sha, I'm keeping quiet!).
Meanwhile, you kids have fun, and don't do drugs (yes sha, this means you!) or drive when you're drunk! Be cool, stay in school!
You guys gotta go to this link. http://daphne08.multiply.com/video/item/4 Make sure u take careful look of the first and last girl of the scene. Very clear and obvious shot of Amy doing a Roberto Carlos on a few poor fellas' balls.
My God Ames! You never told me you were in the movie industry! Kai siau some chicas la!
I'm in love... With my birthday present to myself. Well, I'm still at the deciding stage. Here's a look at my future present to myself.
That's a 5 string Yamaha RBX 375 bass. Comes with active pickup. Soon, I'll be calling it my baby!
This is my baby's companion. A Roland CB30 bass amplifier. It is a 30 watt, 10 inch cone speaker/amplifier combo. Here's a look at the panel.
I'm sure most of you won't understand the functions in the panel. It's okay. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.
Wow! 5 strings of fun and 30 watts of muscle!
The opportunity cost of getting myself a kick ass bass and bass amp is of course, a personal computer. The cost of a PC would be around 2K plus. The bass and bass amp (+ misc stuff like quality cables, hardcase and maybe a BOSS TU-12 tuner) will set me back close to 3K.
But ultimately, the deciding factor was WoW. I can play WoW with a PC at home. However, I've decided to get the RBX and the CB30 as I can play my WoW in cybercafes. And at the same time, piss Sha off cos if I play it in cybercafes, I wouldn't be sharing my acount with him anymore as they only allow 1 character per account to be logged in at any time.
he psuedo-genus Homo Diablos (HD) has long been theorized as a probable evolutionary offshoot from our own genotype, but until recently we understood little of their culture or society. Through many months of observation and patient, careful interaction, I have garnered an extensive picture of the language, physiology, customs, and intertribal relationships of these nearly human primates. Ignored and avoided at first, my patient and non-threatening approach along the outskirts of a Diablos tribe eventual yielded unprecedented access into this closed society.
