I didn't know Tom Cruise can be so anal. He can't take a joke. I used to respect that guy. Love him when he joined the scientologists.

Not anymore, Tom!!

Meet my friend, Mark Allen Perkins! He is da bomb.

In his site, u can download mp3 containing top secret acupuncture method and also the long lost art of the 'yee loi san cheong' palm. Can kill from 80 yards distance.

Also, if u scroll down a little more, you will see his best journal entry. EVER. Here, I copy + paste for u to see.

"Handsome boy no more...I had a haircut last night...so bye bye to my playboy looks and hello to goodboy mark!"

The words... they speak to the heart! So honest n sincere, how can u not love this guy?

Also, if u scroll further down his page, u will see that this picture was in reference to this other one.


"Do I make u horny?
this is my Handsomeboy Modelling school look.
works? or flopped?"

This is why my fren Mark is so killer. And pls dun go learn the 'yee loi san cheong' n kill ppl k???

Someone who design n create really cute soft toys that are fashioned after turd.

Mind blowing guild application by Kristin Kreuk, who plays a feral druid in Laughing Skull server.

Here is a copy of the application.

Kristinkreuk FERAL DPS DRUID 60 Transfer from Laughing Skull Reply with quote
Basic Info
To join TnT, you need to be level 60.

in game name:Kristinkreuk
where do you live: Tikal, Guatemala
age: 15
class: Druid
level: 60



I have done UBRS many time, and attend to tag along with my brother's friend's girlfriend's fathers guild into AQ20 one time and we did the good.
We need experienced end-game raiders

guild progression: "snake" boss in the instance known as Zul'gurub.
highest pvp rank: Lieutenant Commander
other accomplishments: I harvested Black Lotus once, AV exhaulted
why you left your previous guild: I'm still in the guild but I really dont like the guild name
why you came to Frostmourne: If accepted I transfer



Guild Information
What makes you interested in our guild?

I saw this man at internet center play frostmourne, and he had lavendar item, and rogue, i think his name was sugar, kick his butt off his body. I saw ataw with score 52-0 in AV, but I think she was use the hacking, I keep eye on her.

how you came across TnT:
acquaintances in the guild: I talked to sugar one time, he went afk



Participation
Our raid times are 4pm-8pm server time all days of the week.

I can come many times, but my sick mother lives 3 village away, so sometimes I must tend to her and since its to far to walk and by donkey it is a 8 hour jerney, I am leave for 3 days 4 days.

enjoy wiping over and over learning new content: I clearn the floors many times before in my school
days of the week able to make the ENTIRE raid: many day, every day
will find info on encounters before we reach them: I ask many questions, yes ok
do you have problems with your connection or lag: no lag i ping good ping
is your internet capped at any point during the month: none



Class Info
Applicants are expected to be knowledgeable of their class and abilities.

your current spec: I am all feral to help "dps" ( how they say in your server) to make more damage
reason for this spec: to make more damage
willing to respec for guild: you pay me i can respec
what sets you apart from other people of your class: I dps more then any rogue, i say i can beat sugar, i ask him to test realm but i think he scared so go afk



Gear
Unstopable force
Southwind Helm
Ony Neck DPS
PVP chest
Cenarion Shoulder
Guild tabbard
Sanguine Cuffs
Thickened silithus gloves
PVP legs
Don Julio's Band (My Hero!)
Heart of the Mountain.

unbuffed Nature Resistance: 150
unbuffed Frost Resistance: 50
unbuffed Shadow Resistance: 50
unbuffed Fire Resistance: 225



Keys
Attunement to MC, Ony, and BWL is required to join the guild.

attuned to Molten Core: Yes
keyed for Onyxia: Yes
branded for Blackwing Lair: Yes
attuned to Naxx: Yes
if not attuned to Naxx, AD rep: Yes



Support

have [Ventrilo]: Yes
have a mic and are able to communicate over vent: English not done well
have the latest version of [CT Raid Assist]: Yes
have [Decursive] and know how to use it (healer): I am not healer. Druid better DPS, priest can use healing, need druid for dmg. Only stupid druids heal, smart druid stay alive and hit hard bear/cat and win. OK USA.



Other Info
List anything you'd like to add here.
I want shout out to my good friend sugar.

Huzzah! A site for us to sing our praises to the man who gives a damn! The man with the not so clean thumbs, but at least he's got a big big heart for the animals!

OMG This talented dude plays WoW!!! How awesome is that! Click on the link to his blog to check him out.


C H Greenblatt
Location:California, United States
I storyboard/write cartoons. Currently I work on "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy," both as an artist and as the voice of Fred Fredburger. Before that I was on "SpongeBob Squarepants." I've also made a pilot for Cartoon Network called "Chowder."

This site has the greatest comic ever, and I do mean ever! If u dunno wat the comic is about, then ur a n00b.

Hoi wong sap fun hou sek! Sorry, off topic. This is the link to some gay ass shit funny site that I came across on the internet. Dunno to whom it belong to. But he/she hs just started blogging, and u can jump in on the bandwagon by saying u've been an avid reader of this site since day one. I know I can.

Welcome To Retardsville! Wher we will luv u long time! U can check out anytiem u want, but u can nvr leave!

A flash video that illustrates what a wonderful guy that Mcgyver dude is. <3 luv u long time!

-Koffievlek presenteert The Naked DJ-

A big thanks to Mark, who gave me this link. Obviously its from Mark la, who else so hamsap?

One of my buds from Ipoh. IPOH MAN!! Sure damn cekap wan. Chris is the inventor of Cekap-Man, our own local hero who saves damsels in distress (whether they are actually in distress and needed his help depends on the perspective of the individual), one of my smoke-up buddies, events member and many more other things!

Best times we had were in HELP and also our vacation in Langkawi (remember the expression on the face of that cop that I nearly killed ah, Chris?)

Better not say too much. Wouldn't want all the chicks to go to him la. Need to leave myself some too. Will post a pic of him here soon.

Visit his site and enjoy your visit! Drop him a line and mention my name, you'll get excellent service.

Okaylah, damn late di. Gotta sleep.

Adios!

Japanese culture report by MasaManiA with fucking photo & poor English you never seen at boring CNN, Time or major sophisticated jurnalism.新聞に載らない日本紹介
もっとも道徳的な人とは問題からもっとも遠ざかっている人のことである
I don't know what is good, bad, right or wrong,
but I certainly know there is the truth ! I also know it must be FUCK !
MasaManiA is mania of the truth beyond moral. It's moral entertainment.
Fuck you. This is my philosophy.



Pure entertainment! This guy has a very unique and humourous perspective of what goes on in Japan. Check out the one dated June 10 about a fat techno street dancer. Pure genius at work!

Special thanks to Mark Allen Perkins for directing me to the site. Mr. Perkins, you have outdone yourself once again!

He's Bloodninja. He owns when it comes to cyber.

Upon entering the site, you will be greeted with this warning:

WARNING

The information contained on this website may shock or disturb you.

The stories you are about to see will forever change your life and will affect the way you look at things you had previously taken for granted.

What you are about to see is photographic proof of a conspiracy so large and so complicated that the depth to which society is involved, and the complete story behind the facts is still unknown.

Remember, the pictures collected here are real and have not been altered or enhanced in any way.

Poor Toby. He's a bunny. But he's gonna be dead at the end of this month unless we save him. How do we save him? Go to the page to find out how.

My niece on the web! My years in HELP were further enriched by the presence of my niece who studied there as well. I believe she studied psychology. She was the one who influenced all the girls in college to refer to me as 'Uncle Thomas'. That's why I never had any dates during my college years in HELP. =(

"The Blogging equivalent of an acid tattoo scare"

"The Knighthood of BUH is a nationally recognized non profit humor-oriented organization that finds unique and exceptional people, and lets them do the crazy and unorthodox things that they would never get to do otherwise. We are a collection of individuals that provide the opportunity for people to break social norms as well as lighten up a world that seems to have a habit of taking itself a little too seriously."

Freelance Culture Industrialist - yeah right! Actually, John is a dj/producer, visual jockey, designer, events manager, rpg-gamer, expert joint roller, retired crazy raver, in-the-works comic book writer (currently working on a secret project, so don't anyone bug me for the details!), and lately, he's a t-shirt designer.

What does it spell out? Confusion? Nah... Multi-talented! John's a boy that's always on the go, and we were blessed with his ever-optimistic presence during those days of living in the greenhouse.

And like in those old role-playing game books, our paths will definitely cross again. Turn to page 49 now!