Meet my friend, Mark Allen Perkins! He is da bomb.
In his site, u can download mp3 containing top secret acupuncture method and also the long lost art of the 'yee loi san cheong' palm. Can kill from 80 yards distance.
Also, if u scroll down a little more, you will see his best journal entry. EVER. Here, I copy + paste for u to see.

"Handsome boy no more...I had a haircut last night...so bye bye to my playboy looks and hello to goodboy mark!"
The words... they speak to the heart! So honest n sincere, how can u not love this guy?
Also, if u scroll further down his page, u will see that this picture was in reference to this other one.

"Do I make u horny?
this is my Handsomeboy Modelling school look.
works? or flopped?"
This is why my fren Mark is so killer. And pls dun go learn the 'yee loi san cheong' n kill ppl k???