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RecipeCum WafflesDec 28, '04 3:26 AM
for everyone
Category:   Appetizers & Snacks
Style:   Soulfood
Special Consideration:   Quick and Easy
Servings:   1-4

Description:
Everybody's favourite!! Can be any flavour of waffles, even plain waffles! Just add in the cum. A real easy DIY if you ask me.

Ingredients:
Any waffles (you can buy waffles from A&W), hand, penis, 2 testicles, a cup (in case the chef lacks accuracy), and a spoon or butter knife for spreading the cum around.

Directions:
You can go download recipe for making waffles online, buy the damn equipment and raw ingredients for making waffles yourself, or do it my way; drive up to A&W and tarpau one.

When you have procured a waffle for our little 'home project', just undo pants, flop out the penis and proceed to batter the penis until cum comes out.

First timers are advised to use the cup to store the cum in, therefore reducing the chance of inaccurate fap fap fapping. The collected cum is then scooped and layered on the waffle with the spoon, or if desired, the butter knife.

For the more experienced fappers, they can forgo using the cup by shooting straight away on the waffle. The fapper is advised to imagine the face of a desirable woman (or man in some people's case) as the waffle, and cum shot all over it.

Serve to friends, family, guests, or neighbours with an innocent smile, or you can be selfish and plain eat it yourself.

One last thing, something I learned from watching the movie "Woman On Top", the most important ingredient in any recipe is to share your cooking with your loved ones.

Be brave. Do the right thing.


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