Hi everyone! I notice a lot of guys have been checking out my site frequently this few weeks. By guys, I mean guys as in they have a dick, and not guys as in a collective noun that denotes 'everyone'.

First of all, I AM NOT GAY! But I am in no means a gay hater. I have lots of gay friends that I am comfortable with, share things with, and have even slept in their bed together with them too!

Secondly, I'd like to introduce my friends SHINOXL and SHAMAL. I've slept together with them in their beds too many times to count on my fingers and toes. And I noticed the ratio of male to female readers skyrocket from male 1:1 female to male 20:1 female whenever I mention their names or include them in my tags. Tags. Rhymes with fags.

Anyway, you guys can check them out by searching my network for them. One goes by his own name, SHINOXL, and the other by his monicker or alter-ego identity Dop3y.

And to my Bangla and Pakistani readers, THANK YOU COME AGAIN!

To the rest of y'all, muaks muaks xoxox!